47 Funny Mexican Quotes & Sayings About Mexicans

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47 Funny Mexican Quotes & Sayings About Mexicans

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1. You Know You’re So Mexican.. If You Tell Your Mom You’re Bored And She Says… Pues Ponte A Limpiar!


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2. Mexican Word Of The Day: Iguana Wish You A Happy Birthday!

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3. Don’t Run When Your Mom It Trying To Hit You With Something She’ll Just Throw It At You,And Believe Me, She Won’t Miss.

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4. Spanish Word Of The Day Juicy Tell Me If Juicy The Cops.

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5. Air Paisa Hopping Borders Since 1846.

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6. Mexicans Be Like This Corrido Tho.

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7. I’m Mexican And I Always Thought This Guys Name Was”Arturito”

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8. When Your Mom Yells At You To Come And You Think It’s An Emergency But When You Get To Her She Just Says Somethings Like, ” Lava Los Trastes”

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9. Mexicans Be Like: Jachitos.

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10. Mexican Word Of The Day. Library I Can Always Tell When My Son Is Lying To Me, He Doesn’t Library Good.

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11. You Know You’re Mexican If You Had These Candles

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12. Mexicans Don’t Always Drink, But When They Do… Dammit Jose.. Put Down The Cactus!

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13. Mexican Problems Not Having Enough Food To Finish You Tortilla. Okay.

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14. Mexican Winter Starter Pack.

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15. Mexican Kids In School Be Like But That’s How My Mom Says It


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16. Mexican Be Like Give Me 14 Tacos And A Coca Light Bicous “Estoy A Dieta”


17. Love Me Or Hate Me Vale Madre

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18. Mexican Word Of The Day Mushroom When My Whole Family Gets In The Car There’s Not Mushroom.

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19. When Your Parents, Abuelos, Tios, Tias, Cousins, And Even You Exaggerate A Lot!

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20. You Know You Are Mexican If You Call This A Lemon.

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21. You Might Know Karate But I Know Putasos.

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22. Paisa Hat.

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23. You Know You’re Latino If.. You Have To Stop Yourself From Awkwardly Kissing The Cheeks Of Your White Friends As A Greeting.

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24. Ey, You Know Chata? Chata Fuck Up.

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25. How Other Kids Sleeps How Are Go To Sleep.

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26. Mexican Energy Bars.

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27. When Your Dad Says:

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28. Hey You. Yeah, You. No, Not You. The Other Guy You Right There! Yes, You. Do You Like Tacos?

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29. Do You Know Your Mexican If Your Seen That Symbol Before.

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30. Your Parents Saying All Your Siblings Names Before They Remember Yours.


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31. The Juan Who Got Away.

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32. Smart, Good Looking &Amp; Mexican It Just Doesn’t Get Any Better Than This!

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33. Mexican Word Of The Day Bishop My Wife Fell Down The Stairs So I Had To Pick The Bishop.

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34. Do I Look Illegal? Catch Me If You Can Putos.

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35. That Point In A Makes Life When A Boy Becomes A Man By Getting On The Roof &Amp; Holding The Pinata.

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36. Mexican Weapons To Beat Their Kids!

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37. Mexican Moms Be Like Si No Te Calmas Le Voy A Decir Al Senor Quete Lieve.

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38. Relax I’m Here Legally.

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39. No Hay Es Pray.

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40. Starting Today Hispanics Will No Longer Use “Lol” That’s For Gringos, From Now On We Will Be Using AQF Repost If You’re Hispanic And Get Everyone Hipped On AQF….

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41. Its That Mexican Cobija Type Of Weather.

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42. When You Don’t Have Time For The Comal To Haeat Up.

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43. Not Only Am I Perfect I’m Mexican Too.

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44. I’m Mexican &Amp; We Don’t Keep Calm.

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45. You Bet You Nalgas I’m Mexican


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46. Mexican Word Of The Day. Tissue. 49ers, Someone Needs To Tissue How To Play Football!

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47. You Told Me You Had A Boyfriend Already But July To Me.. Julyer…

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48. Mexican Moms Be Like Echate Vaporru.

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49. OBI Juan Kenobi.

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50. Mi Familia Be Like Lets Have A Small Bbq.

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51. Smart, Good Looking &Amp; Mexican It Just Doesn’t Get Any Better Than This!

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52. I Didn’t Ask To Be Mexican I Just Got Lucky.

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53. Sanababiche!

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54. You Might Know Karate But I Know Putazos.

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55. I Survived La Chancla.

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56. Mom: Hice De Comer Me: Eso No Me Gusta Mom: Pues Te Chingas Proque Esto No Es Un Pinche Restaurant.

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57. No Illegals, No Burritos You Better Think Twice America.

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58. The Face People Make When You Pull Up Blasting Mexican Music.

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59. Keep Calm And No Hagas Pendejadas.

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60. Do I Look Illegal? Catch Me If You Can Pule.


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61. When You Were Young And Would Ask Your Parents For Money And They Would Respond:

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62. Mexican Word Of The Day July Ju Told Me Ju Were Going To The Store And July To Me Julyer.

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63. A Mi No Me Enganas Ie La Estabas Jalando.

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64. Bam Bad Ass Mexican

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65. Mexican Mothers. Mom: You’re Getting Fat. Look At You Lonjas! Me Thanks Mom. Mom: How Many Tacos Do You Want? Me: One…. Mom: Here! I Made You Three. You Better Eat Them Cabrona.

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66. It That Triestes Recuerdos”? Subele Guey.

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67. Not Only Am I Perfect I’m Mexican Too.

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68. Shut The Fuck Up Puta.

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69. Relax Gringo! I’m Here Legally.

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70. Don’t Be Racist! Be Like Mario. He’s An Italian Plumber Created By Japanese People Who Speaks English And Look Like A Mexican.. Jumps Like A Black Man And Grabs Coins Like A Jew.

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71. Mexican Don’t Kiss, We Make Out Mexican Don’t Relax, We Chill Mexican Don’t Talk Bad, We Talk She Mexican Don’t Fight, Nosotros….

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72. Mexican Be Like.. We Have To Teach Them Early!!

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73. Mexican Word Of The Day: Cheapest I Told My Maria A Funny Joke, And Cheapest Her Pants.

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74. You Know You’re Mexican If .. When You’re In Public And Your Parents Want You To Shut Up So They Point To A Stranger And Say Mira, Ese Senor Te Va Llever Si No To Callas!


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75. Choco Pendeja, Do Un Transfor.

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76. Keep Calm And A Vamonos Al Baile.

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77. You Don’t Want To Mess With Me , I Know Mexican Judo Judo Know If I Got A Gun, Judo Know If Got A Knife, Judo Know.

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78. What Do You Call Mexican Who Lost His Car?

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79. Mexican Yoga.

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80. How Many Mexican Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb? Just Juan.

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81. My Mother Taught Me To Always Put This Bitch In Her Place.

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82. Mexican Be Like Turn Off The A/C I’m Running Out Of Gas.

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83. When You Were Young, At Some Point Your Parents Made You Lie About Your Age So They Didn’t Have To Pay Full Price For You.

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84. You Might Know Karate But I Know Putazos.

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85. Mexican Or Be Late? Because They Usually Don’t

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86. Me: Why Do I Have To Make My Bed? I’m Just Gonna Sleep In It Again. Mom: Porque To Limpias La Cola Si Vas A Cagar Otraves!

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87. Diamonds Are Nice And So Are Pearls But Nothing Compares To Mexican Girls.

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88. How Do Mexican Cut Their Pizza? With Little Ceasers…

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89. Keep Calm Or Get La Chancla.

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90. Papi, Me Das$50?..


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91. Meanwhile In Mexican Chili Willy.

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92. Dora The Explorer Teaching Mexican How To Cross The Border.

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93. Who You Tryna Get Crazy With Ese Dont Choo Know I’m Loco?

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94. Mexican Don’t Kiss, We Make Out Mexican Dont Relax, We Chill….

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95. Borracha Sigo Siendo Ta Reina.


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